Thursday, December 30, 2010

Alicia American's Latest Americast!

Newest podcast by Alicia American HERE:

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Rachel's 17th Birthday, Todd Rundgren vs. Jon Montgomery

You're invited to Rachel Trachtenburg's 17th birthday party! And it's also her dad's 41st birthday party!
And they have a new record deal! And Rachel has a new keyboard player in her band Supercute! And to find out all the latest news, just watch the video here:
I sure wish I had a woman to go to events and interview people with,
but Checker Phil did the best he could (not being female and all).
Thanks, Phil!
And thanks to Tina and Rachel for inviting me to the swell party!
Tina's tamales were delicious.

Watch ANGEL YAU as a little girl!
Find out why Todd Rundgren refused to produce Jon Montgomery's band--
and what Liv Tyler's mom had to do with it!
Wait till Monday latenight to watch it in Manhattan,
or view it right here and now on the web at this url:
The Moon is a Disco Ball

will return to the show NEXT WEEK!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Threatened by Pretty Girls!


Wednesday at 9:00pm
Eastville Comedy Club
85 East 4th St.
New York, NY
Mark Dowling
Ryan Dowling
Brett Druck (???)
Angel Yau
Charles McBee
Jon Curry
And possibly a suprise guest.
Tickets are $10 and there's a 2 drink minimum.
The first three people to show up will get in for FREE!

You can tell it will be a high-quality event by the lovely drawing above.
ASHLEY MITCHELL talks show biz with the legendary

Monday 12 midnight in Brooklyn, channel 56 or 69
and latenight 2 am in Manhattan, channel 67 or 75
See a preview HERE:

ALICIA AMERICAN's New Podcast Series
got off to a rip-roaring start, causing drama and creating enemies
as soon as it got released!
I had asked my conspiracy theorist internet radio celebrity friend
Frank Nora to please let Ashley Mitchell
and me upload our new Tony Clifton girl
Alicia American
to his radio site,
and he kindly allowed us to.
I had thought that the guys there were hardcore fans of various things, so
if any of them liked what we were doing, we might have a longterm fan
and possible friend. It was innocently intended on my part.
But check out the heated initial reaction:

"Not sure this is a good fit for the Underground. Seems more like a commercial
project aimed at a women’s audience. We are neither commercial or female."
~~ Wayne

"the character is mainly annoying, i guess shes supposed to be, but funny
annoying would be better, just annoying makes u switch off.
ummm maybe well grow to love her, just my 2 sense, my three sense is free."
~~ Eddie

Oh but the guy from Ireland urges patience with Alicia, which would make sense, I mean "cents" I mean--

"Well it’s certainly different, but how many of us would have been
judged well on our first ever podcast, especially if it’s less than three
minutes ling? My first one hundred shows sucked big time! :)" ~~ Neal

Neal, our next podcast will be less than TWO minutes ling!

The reaction was so much more awesome than I had anticipated!
They knew this was a character, well maybe Eddie couldn't comprehend that, but
the other two must have--
yet still responded to "her" as though she were the bad guy wrestler!

The last time I did Tony Clifton girls, I had one girl in Australia and another in Ireland
performing the characters and we put it anonymously in front of a teenage audience and younger--
they responded to the characters angrily as though they were real people.
This time, Ashley and I have put clear credits on the audio and released it
to an audience of middle-aged (mostly) right wing male conspiracy theorists,
and they STILL responded in a style Pavlov and Andy Kaufman would have enjoyed.

It's been so long since I've done anything with balls, I forgot about the haters, haha.
It reminds me of the old days with Lisa-- she was the most hated girl on YouTube back then, haha.
You don't realize people are paying attention until you start to get haters.

I used to know this girl who pointed out to me that
half the people who have heard of Madonna HATE Madonna.
If people are pissed at you, it means you've gotten under their skin in some way.
I personally loathe Lady Gaga and have never heard any of her music, but I know this means
she must be successful for me to abhor the notion of her.
So obviously if these guys are threatened by Alicia, that means Ashley and I are on the right track.
Wait till they hear next week's podcast, which is about how Alicia enjoys being molested
in public by security at airports!
Or wait till the cartoon comes out about the two girls going to China
and doing bad Jerry Lewis Chinese people imitations in the faces of the locals!

Basically, the idea should offend every stupid American if we do it right,
but it should make some smarter Americans laugh, as well as
many Europeans and Asians and Africans and South Americans and umm.. Eskimos.

I hope Frank doesn't kick us off the site but on the other hand...
that would be sort of bad-ass!!!
Like when Andy got banned from SNL!

or something.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Alicia's Americast #1

12/09/10: AMERICAST ONE: Waiting for Debbie (2:33)
Hi, it's me, Alicia American from
with my first-ever internet podcasty radio thingy!
Free web poster of Alicia American and Ashley Mitchell by Peter Bernard:
Starring Ashley Mitchell, written by and Copyright © 2010 Peter Bernard & Ashley Mitchell.

Monday, December 6, 2010



Look really REALLY closely at that photo. You can see it!
A SNOWFLAKE! Yes, it's officially snowing in NYC this morning!
See video here taken scant minutes ago:
I'm extra-excited about it because I left my boots in the last apartment when
I moved-- hoorah.

Hot new actress/TV starlet
NYC music and theater legend
Ashley pries stories out of Jon about writing for Gladys Knight,

about singing at the world-famous Apollo Theater in
Harlem at the age of 12,
about the songs KISS stole from him--
and the song they paid him for!
Find out if Bette Midler is cool in real life,
find out what Jim Morrison did backstage before gigs,
find out who Jon had to go to bed with to get on the cover of "After Dark" magazine!
Hear about how Johnny Thunders asked Jon to be in the NY Dolls with him
BEFORE David Johansen got involved,
and lots more unbelievable TRUE uncensored tales of
the REAL show business!
That's TONIGHT in Manhattan
2 am channel 67 or 75
and NEXT Monday night in Brooklyn at midnight, channel 56 or 69.
Tonight in Brooklyn is I think Angel and The Moon is a Disco Ball!

I heard it was sold out!
Angel rocks, I'm happy to hear it and sorry I missed it!

From what I've heard, it was a great but very emotional event,
as Joey is really missed by those who were close to him.
George is the one who introduced me to Ashley Mitchell,
he is one of the coolest guys in NYC today and in punk rock history.
If you don't already know all about George, you should read up on him:

PHANTOM Moon is a Disco Ball/Rampler Interview!
The Moon is a Disco Ball were supposed to come to New York, play a gig in Brooklyn,
then interview/be interviewed by The Rampler a/k/a Frank Edward Nora a/k/a "Andy Kaufman"'s Favorite Podcaster, on our TV show and his
internet radio show simultaneously. But the Moon girls
got into a car accident down south in North Carolina
(nobody was hurt but the car was totalled)
and never made it to NYC at all this time.
However, you can't expect a small thing like reality to slow down an internet
radio talk show host!
He went to the agreed-upon meeting place at 2:09 pm ANYWAY to do a phantom interview!
No, I'm not kidding, here is the message Frank sent to me and Lucy:

"I went over to Katherine Hepburn Garden at the time we would
have met, and tried to see if I could sense all of us there in the alternate
timeline - and I really do think I felt the presence of the other us. It was
very interesting. I recorded it all of course and it will be on episode 1613...

You can download and listen to this "phantom interview" here:

It seems to be getting a nice response from the fans:
"This could possibly be my fave recording of yours I’ve ever listened
to... this one is a perfect example of why I became a listener to begin with.
Good fucking stuff."

Wow, The Moon is a Disco Ball are good interviewers
even when they don't show up!
That's a unique talent!
Next, Frank should imagine he's being interviewed by Ashley and see in what
ways it differs from the Moon girls' style of phantom interviewing!
Like a science experiment!
I'm joking but I will actually download and listen to this interview my alternate
timeline self was involved in, haha.

The American Girls have a photo album up, and bios
for the actors are starting to get uploaded.
Find out more: