Monday, May 31, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
209 Show star ANGEL YAU gets
ATTACKED by BATHROOM APPLIANCES!
Thats TONIGHT May 24, 2010
Brooklyn: 12 midnight channel 56 or 69
Manhattan 2 am channel 67 or 85
Our XXX-Rated Tony Clifton video made it to the front page
of Will Ferrell's "Funny or Die" web site yesterday!
Thanks to everyone who voted it up!
You can watch it here:
-- but be forewarned it is NOT WORK SAFE
and in fact should NOT BE VIEWED BY DECENT GOD-FEARING PEOPLE!
That clip co-stars
a/k/a/ CARMEN MOFONGO (above)
who is the star of today's episode of
PETER BERNARD'S NEW YORK!
Michele talks about her upcoming book,
"FISH OUT OF AGUA"
published by a major big-time publisher!
WATCH IT NOW:
OK I"m sure I'm leaving SOMEthing important out of this mailer,
but the room is spinning and I need to lie down.
I can't wait till Friday when I go stay at Trump Place for the holiday weekend
with internet superstud HORUS CAT.
Angel is rumored to be coming over to work on an ultra-super-secret project! Shhhh!
Oh THAT's what I'm forgetting!!!
I spent all day Saturday volunterring for Horus Cat's human
mom, CAROL from FOOD NETWORK
at her yearly kids event, the TOUCH A TRUCK FESTIVAL.
Above you can see AUDRA ROX performing,they are a band of
adults who perform for kids.
Carol informs me this is a whole sub-culture or industry
unto itself, the bands for kids thing. It was a fun day and I got to eat pizza which normally I wouldn't eat any longer. I worked the sand art table for the second year in a row and earned the nickname, "The Sandman," which I think is the most ominous-sounding nickname I've ever had applied to me. To my face, at least!!! haha
Thanks Carol for inviting me to help out with all the kids.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
just wanna be with you
The Moon descends from the Heavens, accompanied by patented million-dollar George Lucas lens flare!
They've come to earth to splash each other in the Brown River of Poo.
... and to hula hoop!
...and to jump out and scare each other!
...and to celebrate their wedding day!
...and to climb!
...and to hula hoop! (more)
...and to share the wine with their best friend.
AWESOME NEW MUSIC VIDEO:
BEST FRIENDS! on the go
by THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
HERE to watch now:
TONIGHT ON TV
UCB-trained comedienne Angel Yau at work!
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL sing I forget how many songs, I
think it varies by borough.
That's TONIGHT (Monday)
Brooklyn: 12 midnight channel 56 or 69
Manhattan: 2am channel 67 or 85
Simulcast at the BCAT
web sites, I think, at those specific times (EST)
for those outside of NYC.
New on YOUTUBE:
Peter Bernard's New York concludes it's epic SIX-PART
interview with legendary
NYC rock show promoter FRANK WOOD!
Today's installment asks the musical question:
WHY WOULD THE OWNER OF A BAR AND HIS HOUSE BAND
ALL GET TATTOOS OF FRANK WOOD ON THEIR BODIES?
HORUS CAT'S MOM
Alot of people think Horus is my cat, but he actually lives with TV execs
in a building that movie stars live in.
If you don't believe me, go here:
and watch the interview!
PLUS Carol dishes about Food Network (get it? Dishes? food?)and MORE!
LISA PETERS-- BEAUTY QUEEN
Former 209 Show starlet LISA PETERS
from Dublin (above)
Is in the finals competing to become
MS. PB IRELAND!
Umm... that's PB as in "Planet Beach," of course!
If she wins she'd be the Planet Beach spokesmodel for Ireland and get to compete to be Ms. PB International.
I think they give her alot of money and open a spa in her name or something, haha.
I think the voting is open internationally, but I'm not sure.
If you want to vote for Lisa to be MS. PB Ireland, go to the Planet Beach
and say "vote Lisa " by texting Planet 18 to 57272
I don't know where Lisa could have gotten the idea
to become a spokesmodel for a famous international brand name... </sarcasm>
but it sounds good to me.
GOOD LUCK, LISA!
VIOLENCE IN THE COMICS
Hey I put a new "art" portfolio up, I've decided I'm for hire to
do drawings if people want.
I haven't really pursued that too seriously for years but I'm getting faster with the Wacom tablet now.
Check out the colorful pictures! http://www.peterbernard.com/drawing.html
Hire me, hire me, I'm a whore for sale.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
ANGEL IS BACK FROM THE CANADIAN WILDERNESS!
Our own lovely ANGEL YAU ventured northward to perform in the
CALGARY FUNNY FEST
Angel says she has LOTS of stories to tell~~
but none of which any of you reading this should hear!!
Welcome back to civilization, Angel!
To celebrate, let's run you answering phone calls on the TV show tonight!
That's TONIGHT ON TV
Brooklyn: 12 midnight, channel 56 or 69
Manhattan: 2 am channel 67 or 85
ALSO ON TV TONIGHT:
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL!
perform THREE SONGS and HULA HOOP!
The callers last week made it clear they are not getting enough of the hula
hoop parts of the program.
I think they would want an entire half hour of hula action and lessons.
Speaking of which, there's a new TMIADB MUSIC VIDEO
which incorporates the mighty hoop of hula:
BRADEN'S LUCKY NUMBER
This pitcher everyone thought was nutty because he yelled at A-Rod in the
middle of a game
had gone and pitched a perfect game... and he has
the number 209 TATTOOED ACROSS HIS CHEST.
He's clearly a fellow member of the Mystic
Brotherhood of 209.
THAT explains why people thought he was crazy!
Thanks to John Beach
Voiceguy for that link!
HOW TO BECOME A ROCK PROMOTER
by FRANK WOOD
Frank name-drops members of
New York Dolls, Hanoi Rocks, Misfits,
and Television while promoting himself.
GIANT CANNIBAL GIRL IN PRODUCTION
THEN do the dialogue animation. It's an experiment, obviously. I think it might allow a more
personal vision and allow greater creativity for the filmmaker.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
this mailer on the web, go to: http://209show.com/209show/50310.html
FRANK WOOD as a TEENAGER
Find out what trouble Frank was getting into before he was even an adult!
FRANK WOOD vs. the JESUITS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1N39-qurQ
Or watch the ENTIRE Frank Wood interview so far from the beginning in order
PLEASE DON'T TRY THESE TRICKS AT HOME!
Frank is an expert-- you would get caught if you tried this.
... but here are some tricks you CAN try at home!
Hula Hoop Tricks from
The Moon is a DISCO BALL!
You can see the hoop tricks somewhere in the middle of our awesome and comprehensive
new INTERVIEW with The Moon is a Disco Ball!
This is one of the most fun videos I've ever been a part of, TMIADB are amazing
in it-- so funny!
Their debut album just came out and you can download it for FREE here:
4 out of 5 conspiracy theorists love The Moon is a Disco Ball!
Edward Nora proclaims, "That was really incredibly
They have genuine charisma and I can't wait to meet them when
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
come to New York City
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
on Sunday night, June 27th, later this summer!
is throwing a special
209 Show/Giant Cannibal Girl Birthday
and some awesome people have already signed up to perform!
I started working on the flyer for it (below):
That's Jason Trachtenburg
on the left there, his new band The
Pendulum Swings is playing the party!
And poor Angel Yau on the right above seems to have lost her
mind with fear from being in the clutches of our
Girl from Outer Space!
I'm still not done with the poster because Dino Sorbello won't tell me which of his bands will be performing that night!
Dino is a gentle hippie!
Also booked to play that night is MICHELE CARLO (above, in candid paparazzi shot))
who has a new book coming out in August from Citadel Press!
Plus you never know WHO is going to show up at a 209 Show party!
(Although you can bet all your money Lady Gaga will NOT show).
More soon as we get closer to this event, and for more info on Frank's other
shows, go to: