209 Show News 5/31/2010

It's easy to find our own

LISA PETERS

backstage at the

MS PB IRELAND COMPETITION

this past Saturday night.

While all the other girls look nervous,

Lisa is the one chilling and smiling in the expensive pink evening gown.

If there are cameras and lights, that's when Lisa is happiest.

And that would explain why she made it to the finals!

According to the info, the finals are in September in Dublin,

and they will be televised in America!

Congratulations, Lisa!

Among the celebrity judges at the event was P DIDDY (above).

Upon meeting Lisa, Diddy changed his name once again, this time to

Puff O'Daddy.

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All kidding aside-- CONGRATULATIONS TO LISA PETERS

Finalist in the 2011 Planet Beach Competition!

THAT part is real!

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HORUS CAT INTERVIEW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y171-fKOHE

This week, we have a more serious than usual interview for

Peter Bernard's New York.

But just because it's ultra-somber does not mean it's not worth checking out.

For a deep,educational experience, why not watch our

INTERVIEW WITH HORUS CAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y171-fKOHE

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ANGEL YAU and

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL

ON TV TONIGHT!

(I hope!)

If the nice people at BCAT can get their computer storage system to function,

and if the nice folks at MNN can manage to hit the PLAY button on the DVD I gave them

(neither of which happened LAST week),

then we MAY be on TV tonight here locally in NYC! Hoorah.

Brooklyn: 12 midnight, channel 56 or 69

Manhattan: 2 am latenight channel 67 or 85

Let's all keep our fingers crossed.

Checker Phil says, "It's human error!" and tells me there's nothing I can do.

Speaking of Checker Phil, he is looking to find a home for this cat:

He says the cat is very even-tempered and needs a place to stay.

It looks like a boycat. I asked Phil and he said he's waiting to hear the stats--

He heard the cat throws lefty but bats switch.

If you want him, contact me or Phil and we'll forward your info to the person

currently holding onto the kitteh.

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NEXT WEEK:

Lots of ANGEL YAU NEWS! Gigs! Surprises!

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209 Show News for 5/24/2010

TONIGHT ON TV:
209 Show star ANGEL YAU gets
ATTACKED by BATHROOM APPLIANCES!

PLUS:

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL

SINGS a bunch of awesome songs!
Thats TONIGHT May 24, 2010
Brooklyn: 12 midnight channel 56 or 69
Manhattan 2 am channel 67 or 85
http://209show.com
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I created the 209 Show with this lovely lady above,

LISA PETERS

from Dublin, Ireland.

Lisa's tenure on the show was noted mainly for our continual pranks we'd pull

on ... well, on YOU, all of you.

We'd sometimes separate for months on end then launch "reunions,"

inspired by Andy Kaufman's wrestling career.

In fact just this past week we faked our own marriage in tribute to

Lynne Margulies!

It flew WAY over the head of much of the internets,

but Lynne told me she liked it, anyway.

I was going to spend this mailer describing our violent imaginary divorce,

but an utter moron on the web is actually trying to get me branded

violent and crazy (probably working for or with some girl I rejected-- there are so many),

so I figured now was not the time for that.

This guy has the same sense of humor as the Memphis wrestling fans of the

early 80s,which means he has no sense of humor.

You can just imagine Lisa and me throwing stuff at each other and hiring lots

of lawyers,then you'll get the picture.

Sorry to break kayfabe, she and I both were up late and have colds today.

If you want to cheer the lovely Lisa up (and who doesn't?)

then please vote for her in the

MS. PLANET BEACH COMPETITION!

Lisa (clearly the most beautiful woman in Ireland)

is in the finals to be chosen MS. PLANET BEACH IRELAND

and if she wins, she'll get to compete here in the U.S.

for the title of MS. PLANET BEACH INTERNATIONAL!

So by all means vote as often as you like, the competition is VERY TIGHT.

Only 9 votes separate the top 6 girls!

For all the details you need to make Lisa The Big Dub happy,

go here:

http://209show.com/209show/vote4lisa.html

Good luck to my wife! I mean ex-wife, I mean--

GOOD LUCK, LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Our XXX-Rated Tony Clifton video made it to the front page
of Will Ferrell's "Funny or Die" web site yesterday!
Thanks to everyone who voted it up!
You can watch it here:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5b01d63741/tony-clifton-pedophile-jokes
-- but be forewarned it is NOT WORK SAFE
and in fact should NOT BE VIEWED BY DECENT GOD-FEARING PEOPLE!
EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE!
That clip co-stars
MICHELE CARLO

a/k/a/ CARMEN MOFONGO (above)
who is the star of today's episode of
PETER BERNARD'S NEW YORK!
Michele talks about her upcoming book,
"FISH OUT OF AGUA"
published by a major big-time publisher!
WATCH IT NOW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYuz9KJFmRA
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OK I"m sure I'm leaving SOMEthing important out of this mailer,
but the room is spinning and I need to lie down.
I can't wait till Friday when I go stay at Trump Place for the holiday weekend
with internet superstud HORUS CAT.
Angel is rumored to be coming over to work on an ultra-super-secret project! Shhhh!
Oh THAT's what I'm forgetting!!!

I spent all day Saturday volunterring for Horus Cat's human
mom, CAROL from FOOD NETWORK
at her yearly kids event, the TOUCH A TRUCK FESTIVAL.
Above you can see AUDRA ROX performing,they are a band of
adults who perform for kids.
Carol informs me this is a whole sub-culture or industry
unto itself, the bands for kids thing. It was a fun day and I got to eat pizza which normally I wouldn't eat any longer. I worked the sand art table for the second year in a row and earned the nickname, "The Sandman," which I think is the most ominous-sounding nickname I've ever had applied to me. To my face, at least!!! haha
Thanks Carol for inviting me to help out with all the kids.
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Angel Yau Mountain-Climbing Tragedy

Sad News: Angel Yau, star of the 209 Show, has died in a tragic mountain-climbing accident. My condolences to her family and friends. More importantly, I need a new hostess for my show! Does anyone know any other cute Asian comediennes? And don't suggest Margaret Cho, I already contacted her and she said no.

209 Show News 5/17/2010

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
just wanna be with you

The Moon descends from the Heavens, accompanied by patented million-dollar George Lucas lens flare!

They've come to earth to splash each other in the Brown River of Poo.

... and to hula hoop!

...and to jump out and scare each other!

...and to celebrate their wedding day!

...and to climb!

...and to hula hoop! (more)

...and to share the wine with their best friend.
AWESOME NEW MUSIC VIDEO:
BEST FRIENDS! on the go
by THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
CLICK
HERE to watch now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD1OBOuW5hA
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TONIGHT ON TV

UCB-trained comedienne Angel Yau at work!
PLUS:

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL sing I forget how many songs, I
think it varies by borough.
That's TONIGHT (Monday)
Brooklyn: 12 midnight channel 56 or 69
Manhattan: 2am channel 67 or 85
Simulcast at the BCAT
and MNN
web sites, I think, at those specific times (EST)
for those outside of NYC.
http://209show.com
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New on YOUTUBE:

Peter Bernard's New York concludes it's epic SIX-PART
interview with legendary
NYC rock show promoter FRANK WOOD!
Today's installment asks the musical question:
WHY WOULD THE OWNER OF A BAR AND HIS HOUSE BAND
ALL GET TATTOOS OF FRANK WOOD ON THEIR BODIES?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUjcSUd_7k
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HORUS CAT'S MOM

Alot of people think Horus is my cat, but he actually lives with TV execs
in a building that movie stars live in.
If you don't believe me, go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lj_WVNDXyk
and watch the interview!
PLUS Carol dishes about Food Network (get it? Dishes? food?)and MORE!
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LISA PETERS-- BEAUTY QUEEN

Former 209 Show starlet LISA PETERS
from Dublin (above)
Is in the finals competing to become
MS. PB IRELAND!
Umm... that's PB as in "Planet Beach," of course!
If she wins she'd be the Planet Beach spokesmodel for Ireland and get to compete to be Ms. PB International.
I think they give her alot of money and open a spa in her name or something, haha.
I think the voting is open internationally, but I'm not sure.
If you want to vote for Lisa to be MS. PB Ireland, go to the Planet Beach
Facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/MS-PLANET-BEACH-IRELAND-2011-THE-STORY-SO-FAR/107067302649407
and say "vote Lisa " by texting Planet 18 to 57272
I don't know where Lisa could have gotten the idea
to become a spokesmodel for a famous international brand name... </sarcasm>
but it sounds good to me.
GOOD LUCK, LISA!
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VIOLENCE IN THE COMICS

Hey I put a new "art" portfolio up, I've decided I'm for hire to
do drawings if people want.
I haven't really pursued that too seriously for years but I'm getting faster with the Wacom tablet now.
Check out the colorful pictures! http://www.peterbernard.com/drawing.html
Hire me, hire me, I'm a whore for sale.
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New Video from The Moon!

209 Show News for May 10, 2010

ANGEL IS BACK FROM THE CANADIAN WILDERNESS!
Our own lovely ANGEL YAU ventured northward to perform in the
CALGARY FUNNY FEST
Angel says she has LOTS of stories to tell~~
but none of which any of you reading this should hear!!
Welcome back to civilization, Angel!
To celebrate, let's run you answering phone calls on the TV show tonight!
That's TONIGHT ON TV
Brooklyn: 12 midnight, channel 56 or 69
Manhattan: 2 am channel 67 or 85
ALSO ON TV TONIGHT:

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL!
perform THREE SONGS and HULA HOOP!
The callers last week made it clear they are not getting enough of the hula
hoop parts of the program.
I think they would want an entire half hour of hula action and lessons.
Speaking of which, there's a new TMIADB MUSIC VIDEO
which incorporates the mighty hoop of hula:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNysvDA4YUc
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BRADEN'S LUCKY NUMBER

This pitcher everyone thought was nutty because he yelled at A-Rod in the
middle of a game
had gone and pitched a perfect game... and he has
the number 209 TATTOOED ACROSS HIS CHEST.
He's clearly a fellow member of the Mystic
Brotherhood of 209.
THAT explains why people thought he was crazy!
Thanks to John Beach
Voiceguy for that link!
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NEW VIDEO:
HOW TO BECOME A ROCK PROMOTER
by FRANK WOOD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v038J0QlxI
Frank name-drops members of
New York Dolls, Hanoi Rocks, Misfits,
and Television while promoting himself.
http://mrfwood.com
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GIANT CANNIBAL GIRL IN PRODUCTION

I decided to throw out all previous scripts and design all the scenes so they would look the coolest.

I'm going to write the new dialogue AFTER I've done much of the animation, THEN record the actors,
THEN do the dialogue animation. It's an experiment, obviously. I think it might allow a more
personal vision and allow greater creativity for the filmmaker.

 http://giantcannibalgirl.com
http://snevilistic.blogspot.com/2010/05/crew-from-giant-cannibal-girl.html
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Eggplant Parmagiana on the go!

News for 5/03/2010

To see
this mailer on the web, go to: http://209show.com/209show/50310.html

FRANK WOOD as a TEENAGER
Find out what trouble Frank was getting into before he was even an adult!
FRANK WOOD vs. the JESUITS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1N39-qurQ
Or watch the ENTIRE Frank Wood interview so far from the beginning in order
HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=131A7A776F53F91A
PLEASE DON'T TRY THESE TRICKS AT HOME!
Frank is an expert-- you would get caught if you tried this.
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... but here are some tricks you CAN try at home!

Hula Hoop Tricks from
The Moon is a DISCO BALL!

You can see the hoop tricks somewhere in the middle of our awesome and comprehensive
new INTERVIEW with The Moon is a Disco Ball!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBwR5oExnhc

This is one of the most fun videos I've ever been a part of, TMIADB are amazing
in it-- so funny!
Their debut album just came out and you can download it for FREE here:
http://glwmbl.com/releases/006.html
4 out of 5 conspiracy theorists love The Moon is a Disco Ball!
Frank
Edward Nora proclaims, "That was really incredibly
good."
They have genuine charisma and I can't wait to meet them when
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
come to New York City
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
on Sunday night, June 27th, later this summer!
Frank Wood
is throwing a special
209 Show/Giant Cannibal Girl Birthday
Party
and some awesome people have already signed up to perform!
I started working on the flyer for it (below):

That's Jason Trachtenburg
on the left there, his new band The
Pendulum Swings is playing the party!
And poor Angel Yau on the right above seems to have lost her
mind with fear from being in the clutches of our
Giant Cannibal
Girl from Outer Space!

I'm still not done with the poster because Dino Sorbello won't tell me which of his bands will be performing that night!
Dino is a gentle hippie!

Also booked to play that night is MICHELE CARLO (above, in candid paparazzi shot))
who has a new book coming out in August from Citadel Press!


Plus you never know WHO is going to show up at a 209 Show party!
(Although you can bet all your money Lady Gaga will NOT show).
More soon as we get closer to this event, and for more info on Frank's other
shows, go to:
http://mrfwood.com
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