Monday, April 19, 2010

Angel's got a Gun!

Quite frankly, I'm SICK of having to write LIES week after week about how "NICE" this Angel Yau
girl is. The REAL TRUTH is that she is a terror to work with--
the single MOST TEMPERAMENTAL, most VIOLENT, most ABUSIVE
badass criminal I've ever worked with-- and I've worked with Jason Trachtenburg-- okay??
My close friends keep asking me why I'm even friends with her.
I ask them-- what would you have me do?
Be her ENEMY?
Anyone who crosses this woman ends up swimming with the daisies and pushing up fishes.
It's reached the point where she can't even PRETEND to be nice in her newest "comedy" videos.
FINALLY the rest of you can begin to understand the Hell I've been forced to endure for YEARS now,
working with this brutal and cruel martinet.
Ever since she got hired by the UCB, she thinks she's better than everyone and
she NEVER stops complaining.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
In fact, tonight she told me I have to air her "ALL-COMPLAINING EPISODE" of MY show.
At least it USED to be MY show, before this bossy, domineering, threatening woman took over my life.
I'm not sure how it happened.
I guess I just allowed her to get too close.
And now all this.
WATCH THE HORROR ON TV TONIGHT
Brooklyn: 12 midnight channel 56 or 69
Manhattan: 2 am channel 67 or 85
ALSO at the request of our GROOVY NEW HOUSE BAND,
the episode is temporarily available online HERE:
http://209show.com/209show/42010epweb.html
for all our out of town friends!
And-- oh God, Angel! I'm SORRY I covered the face of the main actor in that breakfast sketch
with the 209 Show Hotline Number! If you'd only let me work instead of abusing me constantly,
then maybe I wouldn't make mistakes like that!!!
Yes, I blame YOU! J'accuse!!!
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SPEAKING OF OUR NEW HOUSE BAND
They are the cutest, prettiest, most charming, most magical, most fun girls in the entire state of Florida--
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
Oh now look-- even LUCY DELECHE and NOEL AVELLO are fighting!!!
I blame YOU for this, Angel-- with your constant griping and unhappy grouchiness!
Grrrrrrr!
Why can't you be well-adjusted like me???
One can find The Moon is a Disco Ball videos, pix, and links to their
Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, YouTube, and record company here:
http://209show.com/tmiadbhttp://209show.com/tmiadb
Why can't someone hire these girls for some shows in NYC?
Don't we all want to meet them in person???
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MEET CRISTINA
This week on the show:
Meet Cristina and the other girls at the
BALANCE SALON @ 18 Erie Street in Jersey City, New Jersey!
http://balancehair.com
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TODAY on YOUTUBE:
FRANK WOOD vs. JOHNNY THUNDERS Part 2:
Johnny tries to get Frank to take him to the heroin dealer in the projects!
Hosted by me! On camera! Disavowing any knowledge of or responsibility for my own video!
NOT FOR CHILDREN
OR THE FAINT OF HEART!
Whatever else you want to say, it's undeniable that Frank Wood
has some of the best stories in rock'n'roll history to tell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYuRhz8Hm1I
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http://209show.com
http://angelyau.com
http://209show.com/tmiadb

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