Monday, April 26, 2010

4/26/2010

To see
this mailer in color, go to: http://209show.com/209show/42610.html




TONIGHT ON TV:



ANGEL in UCB Secret Training Headquarters!

PLUS



THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL

premiere their new THEME
SONG
plus they sing

BANANAS
ON THE GO!


ALSO




Behind the scenes of the making of

GIANT CANNIBAL GIRL FROM OUTER SPACE!


That's all TONIGHT on TV in Manhattan 2am ch. 67 or 85

Brooklyn 12 midnight ch. 56 or 69

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GOOD LUCK To RACHEL and TINA TRACHTENBURG

as they go on tour--

Rachel's new band SUPERCUTE is opening for Kate Nash
on her North American tour right now!

Meanwhile, Daddy Trachtenburg, Jason, is staying behind in
NYC,

and is available to sign autographs Saturdays at the
4th Street Food Co-Op
.

That is, if you can wade through the crowd of fans Claire
(below) draws each Saturday to the store!




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TONIGHT LIVE IN MANHATTAN:

Monday, April 26, 2010

6:30-8:30 PM

Celebrate the Rites
of Spring yk10 with your hosts BIG MIKE and PUMA PERL

POETRY..PERFORMANCE...MUSIC...MORE???????????

Featuring:

Faux Maux - A talented
performance artist, actress and playwright, Faux Maux has performed and presented
her work internationally.

Cyndi Dawson - A wordrocker
who has performed, read, and published her work internationally. Her new book,
Outside Girl, will be published in 2010.

Babs Martin - Her
written works have appeared in anthologies, on-line publications, and magazines,
and her Rock-n-Word Trip recordings and CD's have been featured on radio shows
in the US and Canada. Babs is visiting all the way from Oklahoma - don't miss
her!

Future Lisa - Songwriter,
performer, spoken word artist, word rocker, she has produced 3 CD's - No Head
for You, Test Drive, and Clone.

Admission is Free!!!!!!!

Limited Open Mic Mini
Jam - come early to sign up!

Yippie Museum Cafe

9 Bleecker St (bet. Bowery and Elizabeth)

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COMING BAT-TRACTIONS:




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http://209show.com

http://angelyau.com

http://youtube.com/themoonisadiscoball





Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Moon is a Disco Ball THEME SONG!


Sing along with the THEME SONG for the 209 Show's new house band!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Angel's got a Gun!

Quite frankly, I'm SICK of having to write LIES week after week about how "NICE" this Angel Yau
girl is. The REAL TRUTH is that she is a terror to work with--
the single MOST TEMPERAMENTAL, most VIOLENT, most ABUSIVE
badass criminal I've ever worked with-- and I've worked with Jason Trachtenburg-- okay??
My close friends keep asking me why I'm even friends with her.
I ask them-- what would you have me do?
Be her ENEMY?
Anyone who crosses this woman ends up swimming with the daisies and pushing up fishes.
It's reached the point where she can't even PRETEND to be nice in her newest "comedy" videos.
FINALLY the rest of you can begin to understand the Hell I've been forced to endure for YEARS now,
working with this brutal and cruel martinet.
Ever since she got hired by the UCB, she thinks she's better than everyone and
she NEVER stops complaining.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
In fact, tonight she told me I have to air her "ALL-COMPLAINING EPISODE" of MY show.
At least it USED to be MY show, before this bossy, domineering, threatening woman took over my life.
I'm not sure how it happened.
I guess I just allowed her to get too close.
And now all this.
WATCH THE HORROR ON TV TONIGHT
Brooklyn: 12 midnight channel 56 or 69
Manhattan: 2 am channel 67 or 85
ALSO at the request of our GROOVY NEW HOUSE BAND,
the episode is temporarily available online HERE:
http://209show.com/209show/42010epweb.html
for all our out of town friends!
And-- oh God, Angel! I'm SORRY I covered the face of the main actor in that breakfast sketch
with the 209 Show Hotline Number! If you'd only let me work instead of abusing me constantly,
then maybe I wouldn't make mistakes like that!!!
Yes, I blame YOU! J'accuse!!!
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SPEAKING OF OUR NEW HOUSE BAND
They are the cutest, prettiest, most charming, most magical, most fun girls in the entire state of Florida--
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
Oh now look-- even LUCY DELECHE and NOEL AVELLO are fighting!!!
I blame YOU for this, Angel-- with your constant griping and unhappy grouchiness!
Grrrrrrr!
Why can't you be well-adjusted like me???
One can find The Moon is a Disco Ball videos, pix, and links to their
Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, YouTube, and record company here:
http://209show.com/tmiadbhttp://209show.com/tmiadb
Why can't someone hire these girls for some shows in NYC?
Don't we all want to meet them in person???
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MEET CRISTINA
This week on the show:
Meet Cristina and the other girls at the
BALANCE SALON @ 18 Erie Street in Jersey City, New Jersey!
http://balancehair.com
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TODAY on YOUTUBE:
FRANK WOOD vs. JOHNNY THUNDERS Part 2:
Johnny tries to get Frank to take him to the heroin dealer in the projects!
Hosted by me! On camera! Disavowing any knowledge of or responsibility for my own video!
NOT FOR CHILDREN
OR THE FAINT OF HEART!
Whatever else you want to say, it's undeniable that Frank Wood
has some of the best stories in rock'n'roll history to tell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYuRhz8Hm1I
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http://209show.com
http://angelyau.com
http://209show.com/tmiadb

Thursday, April 15, 2010

New 209 Show House Band!!


The Moon Is a Disco Ball!!!!!!!!! From Florida! I think their music goes really well with Angel's comedy, although they never seem to do any POOP jokes in their songs...

MY NEW FAVORITE BAND!



Check it out, these girls love Syd Barrett! and Beatles!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

What happened to Angel's blue dress?????

To find out all the gory details, you must tune in THIS MONDAY latenight 12 midnight in Brooklyn or 2 am in Manhattan!

Friday, April 9, 2010

ANGEL YAU @ UCB Theatre TOMORROW!!


ANGEL YAU at UCB THEATRE!

Saturday, April 10th 4pm
Sketch 201 show (a lively reading!)
Location: Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater
307 West 26th street
New York, NY
Angel will be performing in several sketches AND has written one for the show!