Angel Yau: 3 BIG SHOWS starting 2NITE!

 ANGEL YAU LIVE GIGS IN NYC!

TONIGHT April 27th 8:00pm

Alley Cats
@ The Gutter (Williamsburg, BK)
FREE! And Free slice of pizza with each drink purchased!

TOMORROW (THURSDAY April 28th) 8:00pm
The Macaulay Culkin Show
@The Woods (New Brunswick, NJ)
Free ($5 suggested donation)

SATURDAY April 30th 8:00pm
Bounce Cake
@ Cafe Orwell (It should be free but not sure)

Also, if you can't make it out, Angel's got YET  ANOTHER treat for you!
She's decided to NEVER have another rerun on the 209 Show!
Expect BRAND NEW COMEDY MATERIAL EACH WEEK
from sexy/funny/lovable ANGEL YAU!
Plus her house band,
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
as seen on Family Feud!
Plus animated segments by
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS!
That's Angel Yau 209 Show
each Monday latenight in NYC
More info HERE: http://209show.com

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The most awesome girls in Orlando, Florida
finally have their own website!
The Moon is a Disco Ball
(as seen on Family Feud)
invite you to come visit them 24/7 at http://tmiadb.com
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THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS
continue to rock the planet with their new song,
"USA, U ESE!"
Available EXCLUSIVELY from here:
 http://ow.ly/4H9IM
Enjoy!
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com

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IMA ROCKR GRL (new mp3 from Those American Girls)

THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS new single!
In honor of their 5 thousandth Twitter follower,
Alicia and Debbie American have released their rock anthem,
IMA ROCKR GRL
today at
http://DebbieAmerican.com!
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TONIGHT ON TV IN NYC
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS
animated!
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
in live action!
FeaturingLUCY DeLECHE!
NOEL AVELLO!
and the vocal talents of
RACHEL CLEARY!
Tonight (Monday) latenight 2 am ch. 67 in Manhattan
12 midnight ch. 56 in Brooklyn
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com
http://209show.com

Don Hill Dies, Those American Girls on TV!

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TONIGHT'S EPISODE of the 209 SHOW
The Moon is a Disco Ball
wear lots of different cute outfits and sing!
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS
rant and dance and sing!
ANGEL YAU
cries in a bathtub!
Plus MORE!
TONIGHT on TV in NYC
12 midnight in Brooklyn, channel 56 or 69
2 am Manhattan, channel 67 or ummm... some other channel.
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DON HILL DIES

Don Hill, the owner of the Don Hill's club
that I shot my TV show in for years,
has died.
Don was always a generous host and was especially
friendly toward our show, allowing us full run of the place,
including the off-limits basement,
to shoot whatever we wanted with whomever we wanted.
Many people tell similar stories about the man,
he was one of the few who really cared about the music
and the music scene in NYC,
and there are a number of bands who got to tour
Europe and Asia who would never have gotten where they got
if it hadn't been for Don Hill giving them a place
to get their first fan following.

We shot our movie,
"Punk Rock Zombie Kung Fu Catfight"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS4vmQL5s6Y)
at Don Hill's featuring amazing musical performances by
PEELANDER Z, SEX SLAVES, BEX SCHWARTZ and others.
If you look closely, you can even SEE Don in the movie once briefly,
as either Bex or Kitty Kowalski walks past him (I forget which).
I've been there shooting on nights when celebrities like
Joan Jett or Debbie Harry were in the audience.
One night, Gene Simmons came during an all-female rockers night
and hit on every single woman on my show in one evening!

Tim Beckley, who told me he'd always lose his phone and credit card at Don Hill's,
but Don would keep it safe for him every time in the office,
sent me this article, which I think was the best of all of them
written about the man since his death: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/music/new_york_remembers_downtown_don_rblDJLJbuQO9uoONkKz2JJ

One of the most important non-musicians on the music scene is gone.
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http://209show.com

Angel Live TONIGHT! Moon Girls LAST SHOW 2moro!

ANGEL YAU LIVE TONIGHT!!!!!

In spite of the fact that some dude is pictured there, this show actually features
209 Show star ANGEL YAU!
WARNING:Its all recorded and released as its own podcast, and the audience has to participate!
Come support live comedy in Brooklyn at the beautiful Brooklyn Lyceum!
Its only $5 and refreshments are available!

The best part is you can give suggestions to the show! Send an idea, submit a funny story, anything! Just call 480-38-AWFUL and leave a voicemail. Or tweet them at http://twitter.com/podawful THIS MONTH'S LINEUP: STORYTELLING BY: Host of Cookies and Milk, MELISSA GORDON! Owner of the facebook domain "facebook.com/ChineseGirl," ANGEL YAU! STANDUP BY: Onassis writer and Dumpster Tequila's own, JASON SAENZ!From Comical Radio, MYKA FOX! A READING BY:Left Handed Radio's TAYLOR MOORE! IMPROV BY: Houseteam MR. GENTLEMAN! With special guest KEISHA ZOLLAR!http://podawful.com/live

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The last night of 209 Show starlets
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL's
month-long residency at
UNCLE LOU'S ENTERTAINMENT HALL
in Orlando, Florida
comes to a close TOMORROW (Tuesday) night!
And it promises to be the best show ever!
The guests are so special I'm not even allowed to tell you who they will be!
So be there or be bored, earthling!
And remember--
"To Serve Man" --
it's a COOK BOOK!
A COOOOOK BOOOOOK!!!!!
UNCLE LOU'S ENTERTAINMENT HALL

1016 N. Mills Ave.
Orlando, FL 32803407-898-0009
TUESDAY March 29, 2011

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THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS

are celebrating having 2 thousand followers on Twitter
by posing for a special bubble bath glamour shot!
Go to their Twitter page to find out where the Flickr account
featuring this special secret sexy photo is!
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http://209show.com

The Moon Blows Up Huge!

Everyone's been talking about the "supermoon" lately,
and only a normal person would regard it as a coincidence
that at the same time the moon went big,
209 Show starlets
The Moon is a Disco Ball
finally started to get recognized in their local Florida press!
The Orlando Weekly's music section admits finally that
it's been attending every one of
The Moon is a Disco Ball's
recent events at Uncle Lou's Entertainment Hall in Orlando!
And the Weekly has this to say about Lucy and Bethany:

"(T)heir fantastical ideas (storylines, costumes, props)
and cartoonishly girly spirit
is what makes these nights interesting and fun,
transforming the dive bar into a kind of screwball playhouse.And ... two things the Moon ladies do on an expert level is
hula hoop and bake.
The first feat is self-explanatory.
But the second hits home when you consider that they're both grads of
Le Cordon Bleu culinary college.
So, yeah, they may be wearing fluorescent wigs and nutty outfits but
they fucking slay it on desserts,
which they make themselves to sell at shows.
I mean, c'mon, PB&J bites!
They even featured a savory item:
a knockout amuse-bouche of
bacon-wrapped haricot verts.Oh yeahhh.

If this oddball confluence sounds like a little adventure,it is.
And these shows are free,
leaving you plenty of cash to try their legit baked goods.
Still remaining in this series are the "Folk Adventure" (Mar. 22-TOMORROW)
and "Enchanted Fairytale Forest" 
(Mar. 29) editions"

Good review, right?
Of course they get good reviews, they're my discoveries! haha
I'm very proud to work with Lucy and Bethany,
they're the real thing and are exciting to know
but never dramatic to know (my highest compliment).
If you're in the Florida area tomorrow or next Tuesday,
go to Uncle Lou's for an experience you'll still be talking about
many years from now.
And in this case, that's not any kind of exaggeration.
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Speaking of
LUCY DeLECHE
from The Moon is a Disco Ball
She and RACHEL CLEARY
have a secret sneak mix out FOR TODAY ONLY
of the new song by
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS!
It's called
IM SO HOT
and it's called that for a reason.
It will be gone by tomorrow, so TODAY
is your ONLY chance to download this mix of the song.
If you want it, go to their Twitter page here:
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls

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http://209show.com
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com

ANGEL YAU LIVE TONIGHT in NYC!

209 Show Star
ANGEL YAU
is hosting her own
live comedy show!!!
Angel and Friends
TONIGHT
March 16th, 8PM
Zora Art Space
315 4th Avenue between 3rd and 2nd streets in Park Slope, Brooklyn

Angel Yau did not have many friends growing up...
probably because she had this faint mold smell.
But now as an adult, she has friends!
And most of them are funny.

Angel's friends for tonight are:
-the daring DAN SILVER -the junky JOHN FREILER -the magical MELISSA GORDON -the magnetic MIKE BLEJER -the ballsy Sketch Comedy Troupe: BOAT -vigorous Videos by JUSTIN NOTO AND JOSEPH NICOLOSI
-And our delectable Musical Guest... DAN ROSEN!
A comedy variety show of stand- up, storytelling, sketch, improv, videos and music! Come laugh with (at) her.

For More Info About This Performance, Click Here!

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ALSO
THIS SATURDAY March 19, 2011
ANGEL YAU IMPROV
4 PM in the afternoon
Theater Lab
137 West 14th St
(between 6th and 7th)
FREEE!!!!
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http://209show.com

The Moon LIVE Tonight! Angel Live TOMORROW in NYC!

!!!!!!TONIGHT!!!!! March 15th
Be prepared to change your gears! The Moon is a Disco Ball will be kickin' it old skool on RapCity Moon orbiting the planet Funkatron. Big beats lie ahead on this journey that will make your head explode into space.
"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas."
Your intergalactic MCs for the night will be
Krondor Krew
Juan Pablo
The Moon is a Disco Ball
(Don't fo-get yo grillz at home, boi)
Uncle Lou's Entertainment Hall
1016 N. Mills, Orlando, FL 32803
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ANGEL YAU & FRIENDS LIVE!
TOMORROW! WEDNESDAY 3/16
A comedy variety show of stand- up, storytelling, sketch, improv, videos and music
hosted by 209 Show star ANGEL YAU! Come laugh with (at) her.
ZORA SPACE

8 PM March 16th **FREE**

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DEBBIE AMERICAN ON FLICKR!
Come.. umm.. do whatever the hell it is people do on Flickr
at Debbie's new page:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/debbieamerican/
She promises to upload three new outfit shots per week,
evenly split between pix of her and Alicia.
Did you know her boots cost almost a thousand Euro???
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com
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http://209show.com

Angel's Birthday on TV Tonight!

ANGEL'S BIRTHDAY ON TV TONIGHT!
Brooklyn: 12 midnight channel 56
Manhattan: 2 am Channel 67
Or watch it online NOW for free here:
http://209show.com/209show/angelbday2011.html

AWESOME NEW BIRTHDAY SONG BY THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL AROUND TEN MINUTES IN!!!!

The Moon LIVE TONIGHT! Angel Hosts New Show!

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
LIVE TONIGHT!
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
is having a month-long residency at:
Uncle Lou's Entertainment Hall
1016 N. Mills, Orlando, FL 32803
TONIGHT March 1st
In the month of March The Moon is a Disco Ball will venture off to explore the five moons. Each Tuesday will open up a new portal to a new moon and a new adventure! You can join them on their initial take off to the first phase of the moon.
Be Prepared!
You'll be traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
Your guides for this journey will be
JarlQ
Toecutter
The Moon is a Disco Ball
Uncle Lou's Entertainment Hall
1016 N. Mills, Orlando, FL 32803
 
FOR MORE INFO GO HERE:

http://209show.com
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ANGEL YAU
is hosting her own live comedy show!!!
Angel and Friends, March 16th, 8PM
Zora Art Space
315 4th Avenue between 3rd and 2nd streets in Park Slope, Brooklyn

Angel Yau did not have much friends growing up... probably because she had this faint mold smell. But now as an adult, she has friends!

And most of them are funny.

A comedy variety show of stand- up, storytelling, sketch, improv, videos and music! Come laugh with (at) her.

Angel Yau is from the tough streets of Queens, NY, where she works as a filmmaker. Her first time doing comedy was when she ran for her high school election. She wrote a song with words that rhyme with her last name. Her brain pattern slowly engages you as awkwardness turns into charm and charm turns into madness and then back into awkwardness.

Her performances have been a part of the Seattle Sketchfest, NYC Underground Comedy Festival, Philly Sketchfest, North Carolina Comedy ArtsFestival, and more! Her fears are losing her memory and owls.
For More Info About This Performance, Click Here!

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 THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
on FAMILY FEUD!
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150182184023082
Well, it's Noel Avello from The Moon is a Disco Ball with her family!
No, this is not a Rick Roll, it's for real.
Have I ever lied to you?
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209 Show in NYC
http://209show.com

Angel Yau, Second City, North Carolina & Satan

Recently, our TV show's awesome house band,

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL

tried to come to New York to play some gigs,
but they got in a car crash and ended up not making it further north than North Carolina.
You can see the video of that here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdNjoPynDzs
... and now our own lovely superstarlet


ANGEL YAUhas just gotten back from the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival,
http://www.nccomedyarts.com/show/profile/870/overcoming-everywhere/
where she killed!
I don't mean she was funny, I mean several people in the audience
had heart failure and ambulances were called.
No, no, no, Angel was super-funny!
I'd link you to the video proof but it came out dark, haha.
CONGRATULATIONS, ANGEL!

...but all of this leads to the obvious question I know all of you are now thinking:
IS NORTH CAROLINA A 209 SHOW VORTEX RULED OVER BY THE LORD OF DARKNESS?

ABOVE: Illustration courtesy FOX NEWS
We called noted investigator of the weird, Timothy Green Beckley,
to ask him his expert opinion on this terrifying subject.
He hung up on us, saying he was expecting a call from a hot chick
and had no time for our silly nonsense.
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Also coming up this week, on 2/09/11, Angel Yau (above) is auditioning for
SECOND CITY in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!
That's where many famous comedy names come from, it's an honor
just to get to try out for them.
I remember when Angel was just starting out, and I 'm really proud of her and
how far she's come. I'm sure she's got a lot further to go, too,
which is the most exciting part!

GOOD LUCK THIS WEEK, 209 SHOW STAR ANGEL YAU!
You know we're all pulling for you!!!!!!!
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LUCY DeLECHE from The MOON IS A DISCO BALL
co-stars with reality show star RACHEL CLEARY in
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS!
Watch their new music video here:
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com
"Hahaha!" ~~ International singer/model LISA PETERS
Don't people always get their cartoons reviewed by international singers & models?
I do, just as a matter of course.
Speaking of Lisa from Ireland, she spent the day yesterday watching American football
and eating pizza-- or at least she SAYS she did-- just SAYING she did probably made 500 guys on her Facebook become convinced she's the perfect ideal fantasy woman haha.
... oh wait, her photos already convinced all the guys of THAT...
Lisa is in New York recording her first album, she is going to become a star soon.
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TONIGHT ON TV:
ANGEL YAU!
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL!
MORE!
http://209show.com

Those American Girls FIRST MUSIC VIDEO!

Watch THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS NEW MUSIC VIDEO HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpr0-u7jl8
and DOWNLOAD THE NEW SINGLE here:
http://peterbernard.com/aablog/TAGbrunomars.mp3
SONG: "Grenade by Bruno Mars" by Those American Girls
Written by Bernard/DeLeche/Cleary,
Produced by Belly Brain
Copyright © 2011 Peter Bernard

Angel Yau Edits YouTube Most-Viewed Channel

ANGEL EDITS YOUTUBE MOST-VIEWED CHANNEL!

Right now and for the next two days, you can go here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/HPVideoChannel
and send them your suggestions for comedy routines
for the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre comedy performers
to act out for your entertainment.
It's 16 shows per day featuring comedy plus indie alternative bands,
quite an event, really. You can watch them live from I think 3 PM
to 11 pm each day, choosing your own camera angle to view from,
or else you can view the edited versions if you want to see them the PERFECT way--
the way 209 Show star Angel Yau has decided they should be edited.
And that's the way you know you want it, sooooo...
just go and start watching the comedy, yo!

As you can see, it's the most-viewed channel run by evil corporate oppressors today!
Congratulations, Angel, and good luck getting through the last 2 days!
16 shows to edit per day is quite a job and whatever they're paying you, it's not enough.
Here's one I assume Angel edited since it's on her gmail chat thing right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sykcu1aXA-4
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Congratulations to Rachel Cleary and her New HUSBAND!

Umm... wait a second.
I typed "Rachel Cleary Lloyd Floyd wedding"
into Google Images and that picture above came up...
Hmmm...
I'm not even kidding -- try it yourself!!!

There, that might be a more appropriate image!
I'm joking around, but the truth is that
RACHEL CLEARY, voice actress star of
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS

and star of
3D GIRL ADVENTURES
got married to GTA voice actor Lloyd Floyd
on TLC's "Four Weddings" program this past week.
I think there's a clip from the episode here:
http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/four-weddings-tinisha-janitza-hannah-and-rachel.html
but you have to sit through a commercial first.
Now that it's aired, we can finally tell you that Rachel WON THE SHOW
for having the wildest wedding, and she and Floys are on their way to
the romantic Dominican Republic as their prize!
Of course, since they live in Washington Heights, they sort of already live
in the Dominican, but now they get to go visit the warmer, southern part of the hood.
CONGRATULATIONS RACHEL!!!!!
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Speaking of Rachel Cleary, a lot has been happening with
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS,
one of the cartoon series that Rachel co-stars in.
NEW SARAH PALIN POLITICAL CARTOON:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7b288348d/sarah-palin-blood-libel-and-everything
NEW PODCAST: DEBBIE'S WEED VACATION:

http://debbieamerican.com/
NEW HIT DANCE SINGLE:
http://peterbernard.com/aablog/?p=42
SAME OLD WEBSITE:
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com
COMING SOON IN ANIMATED CARTOON FORM:
Those American Girls go to CHINA!
currently being dubbed and lip synced by the lovely Floridian songstress

LUCY DeLECHE
who is one half of The Moon is a Disco Ball!
They have an awesome new song called "Grown Up" on their Myspace,
PLUS you can listen to "Bananas" which runs exactly 2:09!
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PETER'S PREDICTION CORNER
Everyone knows my eye for talent, I don't have to even go into it.
So when I say someone has star appeal, you can be certain they do.
So, without further ado,
here's my pick for the next hot exotic sexy international singer/songwriter:

Oh wait, that's not a singer/songwriter!
Damnit, that's the second time I put the wrong photo in there.
But I might get sued for breach of trademark if I put the correct photo,
so that one will have to do for now I guess.
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http://209show.com

Debbie's Weed Vacation

Of course, we would NEVER advocate the use of any illegal herbs or chemicals.
LISTEN NOW FOR FREE:
http://debbieamerican.com/

Written by Peter Bernard, performed by Rachel Cleary.

See Rachel Cleary tomorrow night (January 21, 2011) on TLC’s “FOUR WEDDINGS.”
Keep watching to see if Rachel and her voice actor partner Lloyd Floyd win!
WILL THEY ACTUALLY GET MARRIED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION TOMORROW NIGHT?

Open music by Belly Brain, background music by Robin Hood and his Black Brothers
Copyright ©MMXI Peter Bernard

Angel's New Animated Film Showing in Brooklyn TOMORROW!

ANGEL YAU's NEW MOVIE LIVE IN BROOKLYN
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
TOMORROW!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 8TH, 2010
Music Hall of Williamsburg
66 North 6th Street in Brooklyn
http://thefilmshop.org

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http://209show.com
http://AngelYau.com