Monday, November 22, 2010

Celebrate the Kennedy Assassination with Angel Yau!

A TRAGIC DAY IN AMERICA'S HISTORY

This newly-discovered photograph taken just after the Kennedy assassination
and clearly showing the "grassy knoll" in the background
APPEARS to depict 209 Show star ANGEL YAU
carrying a high-powered rifle and making a quick getaway.
I know what you're thinking-- Angel is too young to have been there!
Well, the truth is, Angel's 89 years old--
it's just that Asian chicks stay young-looking.
Duh, everyone knows that.
So anyway, Angel's even more of a celebrity than we thought!
And WAY more of a bad-ass too.

...what? Too soon?

Watch Angel answer YOUR phone calls TONIGHT on TV in NYC!
Tomight Monday latenight Manhattan 2am Ch. 67 or 75
Brooklyn midnight ch. 56 or 69
http://209show.com
It's our special Thanksgiving episode--
I think I cut in some footage of a turkey cartoon or something.
That's how you can tell.

ALSO ON TONIGHT'S FABULOUS EPISODE:

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL!
Lucy and Bethany from The Moon is a Disco Ball perform
their rain/shine hula dance
for YOU on tongiht's episode!

PLUS:
Meet the gorgeous and talented
ASHLEY MITCHELL!

Photo of Ashley by http://www.tomwaltzphotography.com/
Find out more about Ashley here: http://peterbernard.com/pbnyc/
of course, here: http://ashleymitchell.net
and, soon, here: http://theamericangirls.info
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ANGEL YAU and THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
both have shows in NEW YORK CITY coming up on
FRIDAY, DECEMBER SECOND--
the Friday AFTER Thanksgiving.
Angel is playing in Queens and The Moon girls are playing in Brooklyn.
It's gonna be a fun night of subway riding for Peter that night haha.
I will have more details for you concerning both of these
CAN'T MISS APPEARANCES
veddy veddy shortly.
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http://209show.com