Showing posts with label Peter Bernard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Peter Bernard. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2010

Following our nature

Congratulations to 209 Show star Angel Yau (above) for being accepted into the Philly Sketch Fest! She will be performing Saturday, November 13th, 7:30 pm at the Philadelphia Shakespeare Theatre. Says Angel, “My one-woman show, 'Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga'Hoole in 3-D' will blow Philly away!!!”
No doubt.
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In tonight's episode of the 209 Show, Tohm Lev (above) tells me about how she was on television in Israel, working for the army as an interviewer. She said the experience made her realize she wanted to create her own art instead of just helping other people spread the word about theirs. Whether that's true or whether that's what Israeli intelligence told her to say to American leftist artists, I can identify with the notion, and I think it explains a lot about where I'm at and where I'm interested in going next. I don't think I'd ever want to stop doing interviews but I think the reasons I want to do them are vastly different from earlier on. It's partially me working out new theories but partially me moving out of theorizing altogether and moving toward open-ended exploration instead. I'd explain more but you're already bored and you should be able to see for yourself what I mean in time.
209 Show on TV tonight:
Brooklyn 12 midnight channel 56 or 69
Manhattan 2am channel 67 or umm, I don't remember. Whatever channel you find it on, I suppose.
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The last place I lived, I had a bunch of rotating female roommates. They told me I couldn't have a cat because they were allergic to pet fur. When they got a dog, I knew it was long past time for me to move out.
      The dog would cling to me for some reason. This weirded them out as much as it did me, but it was a nice little dog, some sort of beagle with super-short legs. It would push against my door and try to come in my room with me. It would throw itself forcefully against my legs when they would clip clop over in their high heels to stop it from “bothering” me. When they'd pick it up to carry it away, it would whimper and whine in misery.
 
     They also had two small green chattering parrots, the kind that can't learn to speak. That didn't stop the loudest woman there from trying to teach them to talk anyway all afternoon long, day after day. The birds hated everyone except one of the women and me. And the grandmother, but everyone liked her. One time she mentioned that the birds are quiet when I stand next to them, they stop chattering.
     The birds figured out I was moving before the humans did. I could tell this by their change in behavior toward me. I shared one last banana with them, then in the middle, went distractedly back into my room when my mind wandered. The parrots erupted into SCREAMING so I went back out and finished my banana standing by them. They didn't want any more banana, they just wanted some final eye contact with another sentient being.
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It's bad for me to be around people who like to be abused because either they disrespect me for not abusing them, or I become abusive toward them and betray myself in the process. I think it's important that I be the “craziest” one in any scenario from this point forward (because I'm not actually very crazy after all). I've helped enough unstable people for three lifetimes, now I want to be associated with those more together than I am, so that I can go back to doing better work.
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Everybody is doing the best they can. It's just that some people's biological imperative is to be con artists, strippers, escort girls, liars, and saboteurs. If there weren't a need in nature for such types, they would not exist. Everybody's playing the role they were cast in. Being angry at someone for stabbing you in the back makes as much sense as being mad at a bear for mauling you. Everyone is just following their nature.
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http://peterbernard.com
http://209show.com

Monday, July 19, 2010

209 Show News 7/19/2010

ANGEL YAU LIVE THIS WEDNESDAY
Angel Live!
Wednesday,  July 21 at 8:00pm
Location: The Creek and The Cave
1093 Jackson Avenue
Long Island City, NY 11101-5756
(718) 706-8783
FREE SHOW * NO DRINK MINIMUM
The last time I went to this venue, one of the comediennes
did an entire routine based on my Facebook.
Of course, I was horrified and aghast,
but most people would probably get off on that.
So announce publicly that you're going to this,
write crazy stuff all over your Facebook,
and enjoy the free show.
Cheap $3 beers!
Go Angel!
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Horus
HORUS CAT HAS A NEW FAVORITE TOY
It's his laser pointer!
So COMING SOON to YouTube:
Horus vs. the Laser Pointer!
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TONIGHT ON TV!
PLUS:
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
and

JASON TRACHTENBURG's
THE PENDULUM SWINGS
Live at Otto's!
That's TONIGHT on TV in NYC
12 midnight in Brooklyn, channel 56 or 69
or

2 am latenight in Manhattan, channel 67 or 85
The show should be broadcast on the internet at those times (EST)
on the BCAT and MNN web sites.
Enjoy!
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http://209show.com

Sunday, June 27, 2010

TOYS!


209 Show co-stars The Moon is a Disco Ball perform TOYS! live at Tompkins Square Park in NYC on 6/26/2010 in support of http://bobiandthestrays.org animal adoption charity!

Featuring Lucy DeLeche and Noel Avello! Plus Omar as "Omar."
Cameras by Jarl and Peter, edits by Peter.

Come down to Otto's Shrunken Head at 538 East 14th Street TONIGHT Sunday 6/27/2010 SUPER EARLY to eee The Moon is a Disco Ball LIVE at 6 PM along with Angel Yau, Michele Carlo, and Jason Trachtenburg and The Pendulum Swings! We'll try to broadcast it on the internet, we'll see how that works out this time. To find the latest update on that, follow @moondiscoball or go to http://twitter.com/moondiscoball

Monday, May 17, 2010

209 Show News 5/17/2010


THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
just wanna be with you

The Moon descends from the Heavens, accompanied by patented million-dollar George Lucas lens flare!

They've come to earth to splash each other in the Brown River of Poo.

... and to hula hoop!

...and to jump out and scare each other!

...and to celebrate their wedding day!

...and to climb!

...and to hula hoop! (more)

...and to share the wine with their best friend.
AWESOME NEW MUSIC VIDEO:
BEST FRIENDS! on the go
by THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL
CLICK
HERE
to watch now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD1OBOuW5hA
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TONIGHT ON TV

UCB-trained comedienne Angel Yau at work!
PLUS:

THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL sing I forget how many songs, I
think it varies by borough.
That's TONIGHT (Monday)
Brooklyn: 12 midnight channel 56 or 69
Manhattan: 2am channel 67 or 85
Simulcast at the BCAT
and MNN
web sites, I think, at those specific times (EST)
for those outside of NYC.
http://209show.com
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New on YOUTUBE:

Peter Bernard's New York concludes it's epic SIX-PART
interview with legendary
NYC rock show promoter FRANK WOOD!
Today's installment asks the musical question:
WHY WOULD THE OWNER OF A BAR AND HIS HOUSE BAND
ALL GET TATTOOS OF FRANK WOOD ON THEIR BODIES?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUjcSUd_7k
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HORUS CAT'S MOM


Alot of people think Horus is my cat, but he actually lives with TV execs
in a building that movie stars live in.
If you don't believe me, go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lj_WVNDXyk
and watch the interview!
PLUS Carol dishes about Food Network (get it? Dishes? food?)and MORE!
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LISA PETERS-- BEAUTY QUEEN

Former 209 Show starlet LISA PETERS
from Dublin (above)
Is in the finals competing to become
MS. PB IRELAND!
Umm... that's PB as in "Planet Beach," of course!
If she wins she'd be the Planet Beach spokesmodel for Ireland and get to compete to be Ms. PB International.
I think they give her alot of money and open a spa in her name or something, haha.
I think the voting is open internationally, but I'm not sure.
If you want to vote for Lisa to be MS. PB Ireland, go to the Planet Beach
Facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/MS-PLANET-BEACH-IRELAND-2011-THE-STORY-SO-FAR/107067302649407
and say "vote Lisa " by texting Planet 18 to 57272
I don't know where Lisa could have gotten the idea
to become a spokesmodel for a famous international brand name... </sarcasm>
but it sounds good to me.
GOOD LUCK, LISA!
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VIOLENCE IN THE COMICS

Hey I put a new "art" portfolio up, I've decided I'm for hire to
do drawings if people want.
I haven't really pursued that too seriously for years but I'm getting faster with the Wacom tablet now.
Check out the colorful pictures! http://www.peterbernard.com/drawing.html
Hire me, hire me, I'm a whore for sale.
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