Monday, February 7, 2011

Angel Yau, Second City, North Carolina & Satan

Recently, our TV show's awesome house band,
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL

tried to come to New York to play some gigs,
but they got in a car crash and ended up not making it further north than North Carolina.
You can see the video of that here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdNjoPynDzs
... and now our own lovely superstarlet


ANGEL YAUhas just gotten back from the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival,
http://www.nccomedyarts.com/show/profile/870/overcoming-everywhere/
where she killed!
I don't mean she was funny, I mean several people in the audience
had heart failure and ambulances were called.
No, no, no, Angel was super-funny!
I'd link you to the video proof but it came out dark, haha.
CONGRATULATIONS, ANGEL!

...but all of this leads to the obvious question I know all of you are now thinking:
IS NORTH CAROLINA A 209 SHOW VORTEX RULED OVER BY THE LORD OF DARKNESS?

ABOVE: Illustration courtesy FOX NEWS
We called noted investigator of the weird, Timothy Green Beckley,
to ask him his expert opinion on this terrifying subject.
He hung up on us, saying he was expecting a call from a hot chick
and had no time for our silly nonsense.
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Also coming up this week, on 2/09/11, Angel Yau (above) is auditioning for
SECOND CITY in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!
That's where many famous comedy names come from, it's an honor
just to get to try out for them.
I remember when Angel was just starting out, and I 'm really proud of her and
how far she's come. I'm sure she's got a lot further to go, too,
which is the most exciting part!

GOOD LUCK THIS WEEK, 209 SHOW STAR ANGEL YAU!
You know we're all pulling for you!!!!!!!

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LUCY DeLECHE from The MOON IS A DISCO BALL
co-stars with reality show star RACHEL CLEARY in
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS!

Watch their new music video here:
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com
"Hahaha!" ~~ International singer/model LISA PETERS
Don't people always get their cartoons reviewed by international singers & models?
I do, just as a matter of course.
Speaking of Lisa from Ireland, she spent the day yesterday watching American football
and eating pizza-- or at least she SAYS she did-- just SAYING she did probably made 500 guys on her Facebook become convinced she's the perfect ideal fantasy woman haha.

... oh wait, her photos already convinced all the guys of THAT...
Lisa is in New York recording her first album, she is going to become a star soon.
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TONIGHT ON TV:
ANGEL YAU!
THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL!
MORE!
http://209show.com









Thursday, February 3, 2011

Those American Girls FIRST MUSIC VIDEO!

Watch THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS NEW MUSIC VIDEO HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpr0-u7jl8
and DOWNLOAD THE NEW SINGLE here:
http://peterbernard.com/aablog/TAGbrunomars.mp3
SONG: "Grenade by Bruno Mars" by Those American Girls
Written by Bernard/DeLeche/Cleary,
Produced by Belly Brain
Copyright © 2011 Peter Bernard

Monday, January 24, 2011

Angel Yau Edits YouTube Most-Viewed Channel

ANGEL EDITS YOUTUBE MOST-VIEWED CHANNEL!

Right now and for the next two days, you can go here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/HPVideoChannel
and send them your suggestions for comedy routines
for the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre comedy performers
to act out for your entertainment.
It's 16 shows per day featuring comedy plus indie alternative bands,
quite an event, really. You can watch them live from I think 3 PM
to 11 pm each day, choosing your own camera angle to view from,
or else you can view the edited versions if you want to see them the PERFECT way--
the way 209 Show star Angel Yau has decided they should be edited.
And that's the way you know you want it, sooooo...
just go and start watching the comedy, yo!

As you can see, it's the most-viewed channel run by evil corporate oppressors today!
Congratulations, Angel, and good luck getting through the last 2 days!
16 shows to edit per day is quite a job and whatever they're paying you, it's not enough.
Here's one I assume Angel edited since it's on her gmail chat thing right now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sykcu1aXA-4
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Congratulations to Rachel Cleary and her New HUSBAND!

Umm... wait a second.
I typed "Rachel Cleary Lloyd Floyd wedding"
into Google Images and that picture above came up...
Hmmm...
I'm not even kidding -- try it yourself!!!

There, that might be a more appropriate image!
I'm joking around, but the truth is that
RACHEL CLEARY, voice actress star of
THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS
and star of
3D GIRL ADVENTURES
got married to GTA voice actor Lloyd Floyd
on TLC's "Four Weddings" program this past week.
I think there's a clip from the episode here:
http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/four-weddings-tinisha-janitza-hannah-and-rachel.html
but you have to sit through a commercial first.

Now that it's aired, we can finally tell you that Rachel WON THE SHOW
for having the wildest wedding, and she and Floys are on their way to
the romantic Dominican Republic as their prize!
Of course, since they live in Washington Heights, they sort of already live
in the Dominican, but now they get to go visit the warmer, southern part of the hood.
CONGRATULATIONS RACHEL!!!!!
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Speaking of Rachel Cleary, a lot has been happening with

THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS,
one of the cartoon series that Rachel co-stars in.
NEW SARAH PALIN POLITICAL CARTOON:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7b288348d/sarah-palin-blood-libel-and-everything

NEW PODCAST: DEBBIE'S WEED VACATION:

http://debbieamerican.com/
NEW HIT DANCE SINGLE:
http://peterbernard.com/aablog/?p=42
SAME OLD WEBSITE:
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com
COMING SOON IN ANIMATED CARTOON FORM:
Those American Girls go to CHINA!
currently being dubbed and lip synced by the lovely Floridian songstress


LUCY DeLECHE

who is one half of The Moon is a Disco Ball!
They have an awesome new song called "Grown Up" on their Myspace,
PLUS you can listen to "Bananas" which runs exactly 2:09!
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PETER'S PREDICTION CORNER

Everyone knows my eye for talent, I don't have to even go into it.
So when I say someone has star appeal, you can be certain they do.
So, without further ado,
here's my pick for the next hot exotic sexy international singer/songwriter
:

Oh wait, that's not a singer/songwriter!
Damnit, that's the second time I put the wrong photo in there.
But I might get sued for breach of trademark if I put the correct photo,
so that one will have to do for now I guess.
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Debbie's Weed Vacation

Of course, we would NEVER advocate the use of any illegal herbs or chemicals.
LISTEN NOW FOR FREE:
http://debbieamerican.com/
Written by Peter Bernard, performed by Rachel Cleary.

See Rachel Cleary tomorrow night (January 21, 2011) on TLC’s “FOUR WEDDINGS.”

Keep watching to see if Rachel and her voice actor partner Lloyd Floyd win!
WILL THEY ACTUALLY GET MARRIED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION TOMORROW NIGHT?
Open music by Belly Brain, background music by Robin Hood and his Black Brothers
Copyright ©MMXI Peter Bernard

Friday, January 7, 2011

Angel's New Animated Film Showing in Brooklyn TOMORROW!


ANGEL YAU's NEW MOVIE LIVE IN BROOKLYN
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
TOMORROW!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 8TH, 2010
Music Hall of Williamsburg
66 North 6th Street in Brooklyn
http://thefilmshop.org

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http://209show.com
http://AngelYau.com

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Rachel's 17th Birthday, Todd Rundgren vs. Jon Montgomery

You're invited to Rachel Trachtenburg's 17th birthday party! And it's also her dad's 41st birthday party!
And they have a new record deal! And Rachel has a new keyboard player in her band Supercute! And to find out all the latest news, just watch the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWPVQ5xrouY
I sure wish I had a woman to go to events and interview people with,
but Checker Phil did the best he could (not being female and all).
Thanks, Phil!
And thanks to Tina and Rachel for inviting me to the swell party!
Tina's tamales were delicious.
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Watch ANGEL YAU as a little girl!
Find out why Todd Rundgren refused to produce Jon Montgomery's band--
and what Liv Tyler's mom had to do with it!
Wait till Monday latenight to watch it in Manhattan,
or view it right here and now on the web at this url:
http://209show.com/209show/122110.html
The Moon is a Disco Ball

will return to the show NEXT WEEK!
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http://209show.com